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Intelligent Boyfriend

A Boy With A Girlfriend Entered A Jewellery Shop On A Saturday & Choose A Diamond Ring Worth 8 Lakhs For Her Girlfriend,
He Gave A Cheque And Said He’ll Collect The Ring On Monday After The Cheque Is Cleared.
On Monday Jeweler Called The Boy And Said,
Jeweler: “There’s No Money In Your Bank A/C”
Boy: “I Know But You Can’t Imagine What A Weekend I Had With My Girlfriend“

Ladies Ke Pass Wo Kya Hai?

Ladies Ke Paas Wo Kya Hai Jo Round Shape Mein Hai,
Left & Right Side Hai,
Chalte Hue Hilti Hai,
Uska Name B Se Start Hota Hai?
Socho
?
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Bangles, Soch Badlo Desh Badlega.



Reason Behind The Names

A Boy Goes To His Mother One Day With A Puzzled Look.
Boy: “Mom, Why Is My Bigger Brother Named Thunderstorm?”
She Told Him: “Because He Was Conceived During A Mighty Storm.”
Then He Asked: “Why Is My Sister Named Cornflower?”
She Replied: “Well, Your Father And I Were In A Cornfield When We Made Her.”
Boy: “And Why Is My Other Sister Called Moonchild?”
Mom Replied: “Because We Were Watching The Moon Landing While She Was Conceived.”
Thoughtfully, Mother Paused And Asked Her Son: “But Why Are You So Curious, Broken Rubber?“

Woh Mangti Thi Mein Deta Na Tha

"Ladke Aur Ladki Ki Shayari Jo Aapka Lund Khada Karva Dengi, Pade Ye Purani Double Meaning Shayari Ek Naye Andaaj Mein"
Woh Mangti Thi Mein Deta Na Tha,
Jawaab Uske Kisi Bhi Sawaal Ka.
Ek Din Uss Ne Manga To Khara Ho Gya,
Rongata Rongata Meray Jazbat Ka
Ek Din Wo Boli Peeche Se Nahi Age Se Karo,
Tum Deedar Mere Husn-E-Shabaab Ka
Bada Dard Hota Hai Jab Ander Jaata Hai,
Kaano Mein Ik Ik Lafz Mere Yaar Ka.
Fir Mene Pyar Se Diya To Choot Gaya
Haath Se Mere Laal Phool Gulaab Ka
Uss Ne Kaha Ke Kar Lo Mager Kisi Ko Na Batana
Bus Chupa Rahe Yeh Afsaana Hamare Pyar Ka

Sachii Ghatna Daheradun Ki story hindi

Ek Sachhi Ghatna Jise Soch Kar Insan Ki Rooh Tak Kaap Jati Hai,Lekin Zalimon Ke Hath Tak Nahi Kaape
Daheradun Ki 17 Saal Ki Ladki, Jisne Abhi-Abhi 12th Pass Ki Thi,
Aur Abhi Jo Din Uske Enjoy Karne Ke Khelne Kudne Ke The,
Uske Sage Mama Aur Mami Ne Behla Fusla Kar Patakar Usse
Engineering Ka Form Bharva Hi Diya.

Kismatwala

"Dosto, Is Duniya Main Har Koi Kismat Wala Nahi Hota, Aur Jo Hote Hai Unhe Bina Mange Sab Mil Jata Hai. Is Joke Mein Bhi Ek Kismat Wala Hai, Pahchano Kon ;)"
Ladka Shaadi Ke Pehle Apni Hone Wali Biwi Ko Doctor Ke Paas Virginity Test Ke Liye Le Gaya.
Test Ke Baad Doctor Khush Hote Hue Ladke Ko Bola: “Congrates, You Are So Lucky, Mera Badi Mushkil Se Andar Gaya“

Tharki Doctor Chala Tha Marij Ka Ilaaz Karne

Badi Dukhi Si Halat Mein Ek Marij Sex Ke Doctor Ke Pass Gaya.
Marij: “Doctor Sahab, Mera Khada Nahi Hota”
Doctor Ne Apni Ek Sunder Si Nurse Ko Bola.
Doctor: “Nurse Idhar Aao, Apni Bra Utaro”
Doctor Ne Fir Marij Se Puchha: “Ab Use Dekho, Khada Hua?”
Marij: “No”
Doctor: “Nurse, Apni Panty Utaro”
Doctor: “Ab?”
Marij: “No”
Doctor: “Ab Tum Bahar Jao Mera Khada Ho Gaya Hai“

Fees Maafi Ke Liye Application:

To,
The Principal,
High school,
Sir, Baat ye hui k mere dad ne mujhe fees k liye Rs.500 diye the. 100 ki film dekhi, 150 ki drink,50 ka galfrnd ka cel recharge karva diya,
200 science wali mam pr shart haar gya.Mai smjhta tha k unka sirf Maths wale Sir k sath chakkar h,pr unka to apke sath b chakkar nikla!!
Ab apke paas 2 hi raste h: Meri fees maaf ya Aapke raaz ka prdaafash!! Thanx.
Urs sincerely,
Apki beti ka boyfriend.

Neki Na Karne Ki Saza

Pandit Ji Ek Ladki Ke Sath Kar Rahe The.
Ek Admi Ne Unko Khidki Mein Se Dekh Liya Or Hairani Se Poocha.
Aadmi: “Pandit Ji, Ye Aap Kya Kar Rahe Ho?”
Pandit Ji Ke Ye Sunte Hi Tote Udd Gaye Aur Gabra Gaye. Par Achanak Dimag Kam Kiya Aur Bole.
Pandit Ji: “Jo Log Nek Kaam Nahi Karenge Ussko Yahi Saza Milegi“

Gulli Danda Khelna Hai?

Pappu Ka Karne Ka Mood Bana To Girlfriend Ko Fon Kiya Aur Bola
Pappu: “Chalo Gulli Danda Khelte Hai?”
Ladki: “Nahi Teen Din Baad”
Pappu: “Kyuu?”
Ladki: “Pitch Geeli Hai Tum Chaho To Volley Ball Khel Sakte Ho.“

Kheli Khayi Patni Ka Example

Suhag Raat Ke Din Pati Apni Patni pe Rob Dalne Ke Liye Bola.
Pati: “Bolo Tume Chand Ki Sair Karvau Ya Taaron Ki?”
Patni Bhi Kheli Khayi Thi Sun Ke Boli
Patni: “Pahle Rocket To Dekh Loon Baad Mein Decide Karungi“

Sex Ka Aanad Kitna Achha Hota Hai

Ghar Mein Koi Na Hone Ki Wajah Se Malik Ne Apni Naukrani Ko Pakad Liya Aur Karne Lag Gaya.
Thodi Der Tak  Karne Ke Baad 
Nokrani Boli: “Malik Anand Aa Raha Hai”
Malik Ne Ye Suna Aur Woh Aur Tez Tez Karne Laga.
Nokrani: “Mallllikkk Ananddd Aaaa Rahaa Hai”
Malik Aur Jyada Tezi Se Karne Lag Gaya.
Itne Mein Ek Awaj Aayi
Anand: “Main Aa Gaya, Papa“




Bed Zara Majboot Banana

Ek Admi Ke Bete Ki Shadi Hone Wali Thi To Vo Furniture Wale Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola.
Aadmi: “Mistri Ji, Bed Zara Majbut Banana, Mere Ladke ki Suhagraat Hai”
Ab Mistri Bhi Pura Kameena Tha, Bola: “Ji Chinta Na Kijiye, Aisa Majboot Bed Banaunga Ki Sara Mohalla Bhi suhagraat manaye To Bhi Nahi Tutega.“.

Nazar Na Lage Tere Mere Pyar Ko

Ladke Ne Apni Girlfriend Ko Samjhane Wale Andaz Mein Bola
Ladka: “Jaanu Ek Baat Kahoon?”
Ladki: “Kaho Na”
Ladka: “Darling Humare Pyaar Ke Bare Mein Kisi Ko Mat Batana”
Ladki: “Suman Ko Toh Zaroor Bataongi, Kameeni Kehti Thi Koi kutte Ka Bacha Hi Hoga Jo Tujh Se Pyar Karega“

Tu Kall Kyo Nahi Aayi?

Punjab Ke Ek Sarkari School Ke Teacher Ne Class Mein Ek Ladki Se Puchha.
Teacher: “Tu Kall Kyu Nahi Aayi Thi?”
Ladki Sharmate Hue: “Sir, Kal Mujhe Tattiya Lag Gayi Thi”
Teacher Hairan Hote Hue: “Phir Kya Hua? Hame Bhi To Tatte Lage Hai Par Hum To Roj Aate Hai”

Confident Vs Confidential

A Young Boy Asks His Dad.
Boy: “What Is The Difference Between Confident And Confidential?”
Dad Smiled And Says: “You Are My Son, I’m Confident About That. Your Friend Over There, Is Also My Son, That’s Confidential!“

Girlfriend Ko Gift Meri Taraf Se

Ye Lo Bra -<( . )v( . )>-
Ab Khud Mat Pehen Lena,
Tumhari Girl Freind Ke Liye Hai,
Meri Taraf Se Gift.
..
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Ab Thanks Bol Ke Rulaega Kya Pagle.

Chooss Chooss Chooss

Chooss Chooss Chooss
Maze Le Le Kar Chooss
Bari Bari Ek Ek Kar Ke Chooss
Ya Dono Ko Ek Saath Chooss
Masal Masal Ke Choos
Kyon Kay
Kahin Aamon (Mango) Ka Season Khatam Na Ho Jaye.


Height of Dissapointment

Husband enter in a Medical store to buy Chattri on weekend and receives SmS frm Wife- "GHAR AATE HUYE WHISPER LE AANA"

Panty Par Phool

Student - Sir , Ladkiyo Ke Panty Par Phool Kyo Hote Hai ?
Teacher - Us Panty Ke Under Jitne Mahapurush Shahid Huye Hai , Unko Shradhanjali Dene Ke Liye