Sharabi Ki Story - Full Kalol SMS of Sharabi

Ek sharabi full tight hokar ghar ja rha tha raaste mein mandir ke bahar pujaari dikha sharabi ne pujaari se pucha - sabse bada kon?
Pujaari ne kaha mandir bada.
sharabi bola mandir bada toh dharti pe kaise khada??
pujaari: dharti badi
sharbi bola: dharti badi toh sheshnaag pe kaise khadi??
pujaari:shiv bada.
Sharabi- toh parvat par kyun khada?
pujaari: parvat bada.
 sharabi: parvat bada toh hanuman ki ungli pe kyun pada??
 pujaari: hanumaan bada.
sharabi: hanuman bada toh raam ke charno mein kyun pada??
pujaari: raam bada.
sharabi: raam bada toh ravan ke piche kyun pada??
pujaari: arrey mere baap tu bata de kaun bada??
sharabi: iss duniya mein woh hi bada jo puri bottle pee ke apne pairo pe khada.
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