Exams Padhai Funny SMS

Jinn: "Kya hukum hai mere Aaka ?"

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Aaka: "Meri taraf se "padhai" tum kar lo!"

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Jinn: "Aaka..... Hukum karo, Bakwas nahi!!

Exams Should Be Given On Mobiles

Exams Should Be Given On Mobiles Instead Of
Sheets. you know why ?

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beCoz today's Students Have More Typing Speed than
Writing Speed :D

Thank God

US Dollor is increased to 56/-
Petrol is increased to 81/-
Sachin increased his centuries to 100.
But Thank God passing marks are still 40 only.

Saccha dost wo hota hai

Saccha dost wo hota hai,
Jo exam mein aap ke paas wali,
Window ke samne aake bole??
Abey kitna likhega??
jaldi chal teri wali jaa rahi hai..

Waqt bhi sikhata hai

Waqt bhi sikhata hai,
aur teacher bhi..
Par dono mein fark hota hai,
Teacher sikha kar imtihan leta hai,
aur
Waqt imtihan lekar sikhata hai..!!

girl to santa

In exam hall a girl to santa:
Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi.
SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire se bola:
“The”

We Tried Our Best

Doctors After Operation and Students After Exam Both tell the Same Answer
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We Tried Our Best
Can’t Say Anything Right Now!