Sardar Santa Banta Funny SMS Jokes

Sardar ka Padosi mar gaya.
Woh uske Ghar gaya or pucha-Body aa gayi kya?
Tabhi Body lekar Ambulance aa gayi.
Sardar Bola-Oh Batao,kitni Lambi umar hai!

Exams Padhai Funny SMS

Jinn: "Kya hukum hai mere Aaka ?"

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Aaka: "Meri taraf se "padhai" tum kar lo!"

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Jinn: "Aaka..... Hukum karo, Bakwas nahi!!

Santa Banta Funny Jokes SMS

Santa: I really like you.

Preeto: meri JUTTI

da size pata hai?

Santa: Lai das,

FRIENDSHIP AJE

hoyi nahi

FARMAISHAAN

pehlaan hi shuru...:D

Jokes Funny SMS On Murga Murgi :P

Murga:-  i luv u Jaan..

Main Tumhare liye kuch bhi kar sakta hu"

Murgi:"Haye Aallah! sach??"

Murga:"haan"

Murgi:"chal fir Aaj ANDA tu de".

Sharabi Ki Story - Full Kalol SMS of Sharabi

Ek sharabi full tight hokar ghar ja rha tha raaste mein mandir ke bahar pujaari dikha sharabi ne pujaari se pucha - sabse bada kon?
Pujaari ne kaha mandir bada.
sharabi bola mandir bada toh dharti pe kaise khada??
pujaari: dharti badi
sharbi bola: dharti badi toh sheshnaag pe kaise khadi??
pujaari:shiv bada.
Sharabi- toh parvat par kyun khada?
pujaari: parvat bada.
 sharabi: parvat bada toh hanuman ki ungli pe kyun pada??
 pujaari: hanumaan bada.
sharabi: hanuman bada toh raam ke charno mein kyun pada??
pujaari: raam bada.
sharabi: raam bada toh ravan ke piche kyun pada??
pujaari: arrey mere baap tu bata de kaun bada??
sharabi: iss duniya mein woh hi bada jo puri bottle pee ke apne pairo pe khada.
:) :) :)

Mat Khelo mere jazbato se yaro

Mat Khelo mere jazbato se yaro,
Bahut
Naazuk-Mizaaj ka hu Mai..
Tume Khabar B Nhi Hogi,
Yu Hi
Haste-Haste
Mai
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Mukka Wukka Maar Dunga :-p

SANTA- Bhiga sa lagta hai alam mujhe

SANTA- Bhiga sa lagta hai alam mujhe
Bhigi si lagti hai subah mujhe
Bhiga lag raha hai sara jahan mujhe.
BANTA- uth saale bistar par susu kar diya hai tune

Sardar Ne Amrud Liye

Sardar Ne Amrud Liye to Usme Kida Nikla
Srdar Isme to Kida Nikla hai
Amrudwala: Ye Kismat ki Bat h Kya Pta Agli Bar Motorcycle Nikal Jae
Sardar 2 kilo or de do..

Keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse

All ways keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse.
when ever you are in big trouble see the photo.
you will feel that No other problem bigger than this...
:-P

Exams Should Be Given On Mobiles

Exams Should Be Given On Mobiles Instead Of
Sheets. you know why ?

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beCoz today's Students Have More Typing Speed than
Writing Speed :D

An indian farmr walking

An indian farmr walking
through his fields notices a foreigner drinking water from a pond, with his hand..
the farmer shouts,
'Arre baba, woh paani mat peena..Usme kutte or suar potty karte hai!'
The man shouts back,
'i' m a foreignr, i don't undrstnd your bloody hindi.. Speak english, you bloody indian idiot..!

The farmer shouts back in english ,
'Use two hands dude,
you can drink more..!!' :D ;)....

Teacher was teaching Mahabaratha

Teacher was teaching Mahabaratha to 6th std students. "Kans heard devaki's 8th son wud kill him. So he put devaki & vasudev in prison. 1st child was born. Kans killed it by poison. 2nd Kans killed by sword. 3rd was born.

At this point a boy raised his hand for a doubt.

Teacher : What?

Boy : "If kans knew that the 8th son wud kill him, why did he put devaki & vasudev in SAME jail?"
Teacher fainted !
Generation gap, but common sense !!

Santa's conclusion

A man jumped in to the river & never came back.
Another man jumped, he too didn't return
Santa's conclusion:Man is soluble in water.
Chemstry hiladi bande ne..:D:D

Mujhe batao Kon kehta hai Hawa free ki hoti hai

Mujhe batao Kon kehta hai Hawa free ki hoti hai..?:@
Kabhi LAYS ka 10 rupaye wala chips khareed k
dekho,

7 rupay ki hawa

Aur 3 rupay k chips hote
hai... :-P:-D:-P

Boy's diary

Boy's diary:-
Us Se Bichad jane k baad main to marne hi wala tha.
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Ki
Achanak
yaad aaya

Uski
Saheli ne b to apna no. diya Tha

Tab
"Jaan Me Jaan Aayi"
:)

Besan ke Pakode me Heeng Dal ke Khaao

Besan ke Pakode me
Heeng Dal ke Khaao....
Mooli k Paratho
ka Lutf Uthao....
Papad kha k
Hawaban Harde Chbao....
6 Cylinder Govt. degi
Baki ki Gas
Khud Banao....

You know what makes me happy when you text me

You know what makes me happy when you text me?
Not your joks nor sweet msgs
But your face apearing in my mind assuring that endangerd species are still safe.. :-P

Teachar-Batao Hindi Ki pehli silent movie kaun si thi??

Teachar-Batao Hindi Ki pehli silent movie kaun si thi??
GOLU-Maidam,Jab Movie Silent thi to apko kaise pata chala ki wo hindi me thi!!!

Duniya mai har insaan ka alag naam hai

Duniya mai har insaan ka alag naam hai..
 Magar bheed me jab hum aawaz lagate hai.

"ABE O PAGAL"

kasam se 20 me se 18 log palat kar dekhte hai;-)

A rose is always rose - funny PJ

A rose is always rose whether it is in golden pot or in dustbin
u will be always my friend weather u are in central jail or mental hospital.:-D:-D:-D