Exams Padhai Funny SMS

Jinn: "Kya hukum hai mere Aaka ?"

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Aaka: "Meri taraf se "padhai" tum kar lo!"

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Jinn: "Aaka..... Hukum karo, Bakwas nahi!!

Exams Should Be Given On Mobiles

Exams Should Be Given On Mobiles Instead Of
Sheets. you know why ?

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beCoz today's Students Have More Typing Speed than
Writing Speed :D

Teacher was teaching Mahabaratha

Teacher was teaching Mahabaratha to 6th std students. "Kans heard devaki's 8th son wud kill him. So he put devaki & vasudev in prison. 1st child was born. Kans killed it by poison. 2nd Kans killed by sword. 3rd was born.

At this point a boy raised his hand for a doubt.

Teacher : What?

Boy : "If kans knew that the 8th son wud kill him, why did he put devaki & vasudev in SAME jail?"
Teacher fainted !
Generation gap, but common sense !!

Jo mere agle sawal ka jawab dega

Teacher=Jo mere agle sawal ka jawab dega,wo ghar ja sakta hai. Tabhi santa ne apna bag bahar fek diya
Teacher=Wo bag kisne feka ?
Santa=Maine !
Ab me ghar ja raha hun..

Teachar-Batao Hindi Ki pehli silent movie kaun si thi??

Teachar-Batao Hindi Ki pehli silent movie kaun si thi??
GOLU-Maidam,Jab Movie Silent thi to apko kaise pata chala ki wo hindi me thi!!!

Teacher-Love Hota Hai Ya Karna Padta Hai!!

Teacher-Love Hota Hai Ya Karna Padta Hai!!
Boy-It Depends
Ladki Sundar Ho Or Scooty Per Ho To Ho Jata Hai
BadsuRat Ho & BMW CAR Me Ho To Krna Padta Hai

Gaali kya hai

Teacher: Gaali kya hai?
Student: Krodh ke smay mukh se nikle ashudh shabdon ka samuh
Jinke uchcharan ke paschat Vyakti ke hriday Ko Shanti Ka anubhv hota hai.

Agar mai teri maa ban jauto tujhe 2 din me sudhar du

Mam: Agar mai teri maa ban jauto tujhe 2 din me sudhar du!
Golu: madam me abhi jake
apne bapu ko btata hu ki..
bapu teri lotery lgne wali hai. :p

Thank God

US Dollor is increased to 56/-
Petrol is increased to 81/-
Sachin increased his centuries to 100.
But Thank God passing marks are still 40 only.

YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI

Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko
ek plane mein bithaya gaya..
Fir announce kiya gaya ki
“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI”
Sab profesrs utar gaye…
Par principal baithe rahe
Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta?
Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai.
Ye start hi nahi hoga!!