Jokes Funny SMS On Murga Murgi :P

Murga:-  i luv u Jaan..

Main Tumhare liye kuch bhi kar sakta hu"

Murgi:"Haye Aallah! sach??"

Murga:"haan"

Murgi:"chal fir Aaj ANDA tu de".

Very Cute n lovely SMS

Cute msg

1 choti bacchi ne drwaza khola or apne bhaiya ki girlfrnd ko dekh ke sweetly boli - "aap roz bhaiya se milne aati ho,APKA APNA bhaiya ni h kya.!!"

Twisted Funny Story Jokes

SHe came in my life in school,
.
I kept ignoring her.
SHe smiled, but I kpt quiet.
.
SHe began 2 cal my name, but I din't listen.
.
I was not intrested at that time. & wen she began 2 leave,
I knew i needed her.
I started running behind her,
requesting..
.
.
.
.
.
"mam Attendence mam" plz Plz mam..;-)
:-D:-D:-D

My HeArT Is LiKe A Facebook Status

"My HeArT Is LiKe A Facebook Status..

I CaN ReMoVe Ur CoMmEnTs

But,

I Can't EraSe Your Likes.:-P:-D"

We think there is endless time to live

We think there is endless time to live but we never know which moment is last..
So, Share.! Care.! Love.! Celebrate.! Every moment of LIFE.

Santa Gusse Se

Santa Gusse Se:
Waiter! Chiken Biryani Me Chiken Hi Nhi Hai?

Waiter: Sahab,Gulab Jamun Me Kaun Sa Gulab Hota Hai?
Santa: Ha Yaar Sorry

Jo mere agle sawal ka jawab dega

Teacher=Jo mere agle sawal ka jawab dega,wo ghar ja sakta hai. Tabhi santa ne apna bag bahar fek diya
Teacher=Wo bag kisne feka ?
Santa=Maine !
Ab me ghar ja raha hun..

Never think that u're alone in this world

Cute fact for u-

"Never think that u're alone in this world,
b'coz if u're alone u wouldn't have recieved this Message..":)

Special people are not needed to be talked daily

Special people are not needed to be talked daily..
sometimes
'their memories'
&
'their sweetness'
are worth more to feel their closeness!

Boy's diary

Boy's diary:-
Us Se Bichad jane k baad main to marne hi wala tha.
.
Ki
Achanak
yaad aaya

Uski
Saheli ne b to apna no. diya Tha

Tab
"Jaan Me Jaan Aayi"
:)

Duniya mai har insaan ka alag naam hai

Duniya mai har insaan ka alag naam hai..
 Magar bheed me jab hum aawaz lagate hai.

"ABE O PAGAL"

kasam se 20 me se 18 log palat kar dekhte hai;-)

A rose is always rose - funny PJ

A rose is always rose whether it is in golden pot or in dustbin
u will be always my friend weather u are in central jail or mental hospital.:-D:-D:-D

People say we are crazy when we smile alone with no reason

People say we are crazy when we smile alone with no reason!
But They never know that its the real smile with sweetest reason with someone in thoughts..
gud mrng:)

Teacher-Love Hota Hai Ya Karna Padta Hai!!

Teacher-Love Hota Hai Ya Karna Padta Hai!!
Boy-It Depends
Ladki Sundar Ho Or Scooty Per Ho To Ho Jata Hai
BadsuRat Ho & BMW CAR Me Ho To Krna Padta Hai

Budha 1 Ladki Se Takraya

Budha 1 Ladki Se Takraya Budha:-Sorry
 Girl:-Stupid, Tabhi 1 Ladka uss Se Takraya
Ladka:-Sorry.
Girl:-It's Ok.
Budha:-Meri Sorry Ki Speling Glat Thi Kya.

Patni- Khidki Me Parde Lagwa Do

Patni- Khidki Me Parde Lagwa Do

Naya Padosi Muje Dekhne Ki Koshish Karta Hai,

Pati- 1 Bar Thik Se Dekh Lene De

Wo Khud Parde Lagwa Lega..!!

khushiya chandan ki tarha hoti hai

"khushiya chandan ki
tarha hoti hai

Dusre ke maathe par lagao to

apni ungliya bhi mahek jati hai"

Gam nahi waha jahan ho fasana apka

Gam nahi waha jahan ho fasana apka,
Khushi bhi dhundti rahe har pal Ashiyana apka,
Ap udaas na hona kabi zindgi mai,
Kyunki Bhut acha lagta hai kisi ko Muskrana apka..

Life is like a Camera So you should always Smile

Life is like a Camera So you should always Smile at every moment....

kya pata kab kaun Apki tasvir apne dil me utar le..
So, SMILE PLEASE:)

murgi ka punch :P

Murga:" i love u Jaan..

Main Tumhare liye kuch bhi kar sakta hu"

Murgi:"Haye Aallah! sach??"

Murga:"haan"

Murgi:"chal fir Aaj ANDA tu de"