Sardar Santa Banta Funny SMS Jokes

Sardar ka Padosi mar gaya.
Woh uske Ghar gaya or pucha-Body aa gayi kya?
Tabhi Body lekar Ambulance aa gayi.
Sardar Bola-Oh Batao,kitni Lambi umar hai!

Santa Banta Funny Jokes SMS

Santa: I really like you.

Preeto: meri JUTTI

da size pata hai?

Santa: Lai das,

FRIENDSHIP AJE

hoyi nahi

FARMAISHAAN

pehlaan hi shuru...:D

SANTA- Bhiga sa lagta hai alam mujhe

SANTA- Bhiga sa lagta hai alam mujhe
Bhigi si lagti hai subah mujhe
Bhiga lag raha hai sara jahan mujhe.
BANTA- uth saale bistar par susu kar diya hai tune

Sardar Ne Amrud Liye

Sardar Ne Amrud Liye to Usme Kida Nikla
Srdar Isme to Kida Nikla hai
Amrudwala: Ye Kismat ki Bat h Kya Pta Agli Bar Motorcycle Nikal Jae
Sardar 2 kilo or de do..

Santa Gusse Se

Santa Gusse Se:
Waiter! Chiken Biryani Me Chiken Hi Nhi Hai?

Waiter: Sahab,Gulab Jamun Me Kaun Sa Gulab Hota Hai?
Santa: Ha Yaar Sorry

Jo mere agle sawal ka jawab dega

Teacher=Jo mere agle sawal ka jawab dega,wo ghar ja sakta hai. Tabhi santa ne apna bag bahar fek diya
Teacher=Wo bag kisne feka ?
Santa=Maine !
Ab me ghar ja raha hun..

Santa's conclusion

A man jumped in to the river & never came back.
Another man jumped, he too didn't return
Santa's conclusion:Man is soluble in water.
Chemstry hiladi bande ne..:D:D

Teacher-5 mei se 5 gaye kitne bache

Teacher-5 mei se 5 gaye kitne bache?
Santa remains quiet.
Tcher-Gadhe,agar tumhare paas 5 bhature hai saare mene le liye to tumhare paas kya bacha?
Santa-Chhole!

A Man Asks Santa: Akal Badi Ya Bhans

A Man Asks Santa: Akal Badi Ya Bhans.
Santa Thought!
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Thought,
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Thought,
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Thought,
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And Then Reply Oye Khote Pehle DATE OF BIRTH To Bata.

Santa: I really like you

Santa: I really like you.

Preeto: meri JUTTI
da size pata hai?

Santa: Lai das,
FRIENDSHIP AJE
hoyi nahi
FARMAISHAAN
pehlaan hi shuru...:D

Bhiga sa lagta hai alam mujhe

SANTA- Bhiga sa lagta hai alam mujhe

Bhigi si lagti hai subah mujhe

Bhiga lag raha hai sara jahan mujhe.

BANTA- uth saale bistar par susu kar diya hai tune

santa says Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui

Santa court mein judge se:
Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he!
Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
Santa: Badla.

Exide ki Daal doon

Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya.
Mechanic: Sahab, Exide ki Daal doon?
Santa: Nahin yaar,
Dono side ki daal de warna phir Problem hogi.

shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya

Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.
Santa: Ye 3 mahine mein bacha kaise ho gaya?
Biwi: Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur meri shadi ko?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua?
Santa: 3 mahine baad.
Biwi: Total kitne mahine ho gaye?
Santa: Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye!
time ka pata hi nahi laga?

girl to santa

In exam hall a girl to santa:
Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi.
SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire se bola:
“The”

sAnta tE bANTA

Bus Accident
Man Crying: Mera hath kat gaya.
Bahut dard ho raha hai.
Santa: Abey chup baith.
Wo dekh uska gala kat gaya,
Fir bhi chup-chaap pada hai..!!

Medical college ki bhi ladkiya dikh jayegi

Santa: Agar nariyal ke ped pe chad jaun to engineering college ki ladkiyan dikh jayegi
Banta: Phir hath chod dena, toh medical college ki bhi ladkiya dikh jayegi.