Keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse

All ways keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse.
when ever you are in big trouble see the photo.
you will feel that No other problem bigger than this...
:-P

Boy's diary

Boy's diary:-
Us Se Bichad jane k baad main to marne hi wala tha.
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Ki
Achanak
yaad aaya

Uski
Saheli ne b to apna no. diya Tha

Tab
"Jaan Me Jaan Aayi"
:)

You know what makes me happy when you text me

You know what makes me happy when you text me?
Not your joks nor sweet msgs
But your face apearing in my mind assuring that endangerd species are still safe.. :-P

Duniya mai har insaan ka alag naam hai

Duniya mai har insaan ka alag naam hai..
 Magar bheed me jab hum aawaz lagate hai.

"ABE O PAGAL"

kasam se 20 me se 18 log palat kar dekhte hai;-)

A rose is always rose - funny PJ

A rose is always rose whether it is in golden pot or in dustbin
u will be always my friend weather u are in central jail or mental hospital.:-D:-D:-D

Patni- Khidki Me Parde Lagwa Do

Patni- Khidki Me Parde Lagwa Do

Naya Padosi Muje Dekhne Ki Koshish Karta Hai,

Pati- 1 Bar Thik Se Dekh Lene De

Wo Khud Parde Lagwa Lega..!!

Boy-Tu kitne baje uthati hai?

Boy-Tu kitne baje uthati hai?
Girl-Apna koi time nhi jab dil kre so jati hu,aur jab dil kare uth jati hu.
Boy-notty!
Tu bilkul mere 'kutte' pe gayi hai..;-)

Agar tum usse na pa sako jisse tum pyar karte ho to

Agar tum usse
na pa sako jisse tum pyar karte ho to
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Sharam karo
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Lao number mujhe do
main try karta hoo..!! 

Height of Crazy Friends

Height of Crazy Friends
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A boy enjoying a date with his GF,
Suddenly his friend cums and looks at his GF and says:
Bhai, kal waali jyada achchi thi. 

sending fail !! Are you sure? funny sms

Khud ko karo kanjoos itna,
ki har sms bhejne se pahle,
service center wale call kr ke khud puchhe..

Sir ji
Are you sure?
bhejna hai ki sending fail kar du?

Har ek boy ki dil ki khwaaish hoti hai

Har ek boy ki dil ki khwaaish hoti hai……??

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khud kitne bade kaminey honge

par larki shareef chahiye

Mat Khelo mere jazbato se yaro

Mat Khelo mere jazbato se yaro,

Bahut

Naazuk-Mizaaj ka hu Mai..

Tume Khabar B Nhi Hogi,

Yu Hi

Haste-Haste

Mai

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Mukka Wukka Maar Dunga :-p

Dedicated to all my best friends

Dedicated to all my best friends :-

Hoga tu kisi ka 'janu, baby, swtheart, shonu monu etc etc.

Mere liye to tu kamina tha, kamina hai or kamina rahega

Nasha har gum ko bhula deta hai

Santa's Wife drinking WHISKEY,asked "Tum kaun ho?"

Santa-"Pagal ho gayi ho kya?husband ko bhul gayi?"

Santa wife-"Nasha har gum ko bhula deta hai "Bhaisaab"

Sweet FRiend Tube light

Three lights to save the earth from the darkness..
1st: sunlight
2nd: moonlight
3rd: you
my sweet friend tube light
ok cool cool cool darling.

Aapne nahana chod diya

Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya,
humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya.
Areyy yeh kya ?
Holi se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya!!

Ladkiyo ke 7 jhut

Ladkiyo ke 7 jhut?
1. I Love u.
2. Aapki kasam.
3. U r my 1st love.
4. Balance nahi hai.
5. Awaaz nahi aa rahi.
6. Parents sath mein hai.
7. Me tumhe hi yaad kar rahi thi.

Agar mai teri maa ban jauto tujhe 2 din me sudhar du

Mam: Agar mai teri maa ban jauto tujhe 2 din me sudhar du!
Golu: madam me abhi jake
apne bapu ko btata hu ki..
bapu teri lotery lgne wali hai. :p

Soja DIPLOMA soja

Nani (to a kid): Soja DIPLOMA soja!
Padosan: diploma kyo bulati ho isse?
Nani: Meri ladki College DIPLOMA lene gayi thi,
ye leke aa gayi..!!

Can you be the moon of my life

Husband: can you be the moon of my life?
Wife: Awww Yes sweetheart..!
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Husband: Great! then….
Stay 9,955,887.6 kms away from Me..!!