Santa's Wife drinking WHISKEY,asked "Tum kaun ho?"
Santa-"Pagal ho gayi ho kya?husband ko bhul gayi?"
Santa wife-"Nasha har gum ko bhula deta hai "Bhaisaab"

Principal to boys- aaj ke baad koi"GIRL'S HOSTEL" gaya to fine lagega.
1st time-100, 2nd time-200,3 rd time-300
BOY'S- sir monthly pass kitne mai banega?

Zindagi lambi hai dost banate raho,
Dil mile na mile haath milate raho,
Taj Mahal banaana toh bahut costly hoga,
Par har gali mai ek Mumtaz banate raho…

Palkon pe apni bitaya hai tumhe,
Badi duao ke baad paaya hai tumhe,
Aasani se nahi mile ho tum
National Zuological Park se churaya hai tumhe….!!!

Teri zindagi mein kabhi ghum na ho
Teri aankhe kabhi gam na ho
Meri dua hai ke mile tujhe ek smart si dulhan
Jiska wieght 150 Kg. se Kam na ho! :)

Arz Hai…
Na Muskurane Ko Jee Chahta Hai
Na Kuch Khane-Peene, Na Sone Ko Jee Chahta Hai
Ye Garmi Ab Bardaast Nahi Hoti
Sab Chhod Kar Ab Shimla Chale Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai

Na ishq kar mare yaar
yeh ladkiya bahut satati hai,
na karna in par aitbaar
yah kharcha bahut karwati hai,,
recharge tum karwa ke dete ho
aur number mera lagati hai …

Har taraf padhai ka saya hai
Kitabo main sukh kisne paya hai
Ladke to jate hai tution ladkiyan dekhne
Aur sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat mai ladka padhne aya hai…

Wo ishk to karti hai par janoon nahi karti.
Wo katal to karti hai par khoon nahi karti.
Eis kadar kanjoos hai meri chahne wali
Mis call to karti hai phone nahi karta…

HARYANA ROCKS

HARYANA ROCKS...

1 baar 1 tai ne bus rukwaali..

Conductor- tai kitt jaagi?

Tai-Beta jana to kitte koni.Yo mahra chhora rowe hai.

1bar po-po bajwa de.

Santa Dials a Number

Santa Dials a Number..

A girl received

Santa: Hello Kaun?

Girl: Main Seeta

Santa: O teri!!

Ye to Ayodhya Lag Gaya..

Sorry “MAATE”..!!

Different girlfriends fighting with there b.f.

Different girlfriends fighting with there b.f.:-

Pilot's girl friend -zyada ud mat samjha,

Teacher's gf - Mujhe mat sikhao samjhe...:/

Dentist's gf - Daat tod k hath me de dungi,....:/

C.A.'S gf - Hisaab se reh samjha...:/

Engineer's gf-

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Abe pahle paas toh ho fir baat karna.

Our Heart is the Biggest Greatest HARAMKH0R in the world

True Lines-

Our Heart is the Biggest Greatest

HARAMKH0R in the world .

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Sala ussi ke liye Pareshan rahega jo Bhav nahi

deti.

NEWTON'S LAW OF LOVE..

NEWTON'S LAW OF LOVE..

Universal law :

Love can nither be created nor be destroyed,only it can transfer frOm one g.. to another g.f. with some loss of money..:-D

LAUGH TILL You HAVE TEETH

"LAUGH TILL You HAVE TEETH..

YOU CAN SMILE LATER..!!"

Budha 1 Ladki Se Takrya

 Budha:-Sorry Girl:-Stupid.

Tabhi 1 Ladka uss Se Takraya.

Ladka:-Sorry.

Girl:-It's Ok.

Budha:-Meri Sorry Ki Speling Galat Thi Kya.

Patni- Khidki Me Parde Lagwa Do

Patni- Khidki Me Parde Lagwa Do..

Naya Padosi Muje Dekhne Ki Koshish Karta Hai,

Pati- 1 Bar Thik Se Dekh Lene De..

Wo Khud Parde Lagwa Lega..!!

Papa: Beta, mummy bahut chup-chup baithi hai kya baat hai ?

 Papa: Beta, mummy bahut chup-chup baithi hai kya baat hai ?

Beta: Papa, mummy ne LIPGUARD mangi thi maine FEVIQUICK pakda di.

We know TAJ MAHAL as symbol of love, but lesser known facts

We know TAJ MAHAL as symbol of love, but lesser known facts are:

1- Mumtaz was Shahjahan's 4th wife out of his 7 wives (great).

2- Shahjahan killed mumtaz's husband to marry her (excellent).

3- Mumtaz died during her 14th delivery (Wow).

4- After her death Shahjahan married Mumtaz's sister (Amazing).

Where the hell was love?

Hyt of kaminapan

Hyt of kaminapan -

Boy calld FM radio & said:I found a walet wid 15000 & ID of Amit vrma

RJ:U want 2return hs walet?

Boy:No,I want2 dedicate him a SAD song..