Keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse

All ways keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse.
when ever you are in big trouble see the photo.
you will feel that No other problem bigger than this...
:-P

You know what makes me happy when you text me

You know what makes me happy when you text me?
Not your joks nor sweet msgs
But your face apearing in my mind assuring that endangerd species are still safe.. :-P

Patni- Khidki Me Parde Lagwa Do

Patni- Khidki Me Parde Lagwa Do

Naya Padosi Muje Dekhne Ki Koshish Karta Hai,

Pati- 1 Bar Thik Se Dekh Lene De

Wo Khud Parde Lagwa Lega..!!

Boy-Tu kitne baje uthati hai?

Boy-Tu kitne baje uthati hai?
Girl-Apna koi time nhi jab dil kre so jati hu,aur jab dil kare uth jati hu.
Boy-notty!
Tu bilkul mere 'kutte' pe gayi hai..;-)

Height of Crazy Friends

Height of Crazy Friends
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A boy enjoying a date with his GF,
Suddenly his friend cums and looks at his GF and says:
Bhai, kal waali jyada achchi thi. 

Har ek boy ki dil ki khwaaish hoti hai

Har ek boy ki dil ki khwaaish hoti hai……??

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khud kitne bade kaminey honge

par larki shareef chahiye

Today’s Relationships

Today’s Relationships:

You can touch each other,
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but
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not each others phones..!!

Ladki sharmate huye

1 Ladka, Ladki dekhne gaya
Bahut der se SUSU rok rakha tha
baad mein Ladki se bola
SUSU karne ki jagah dikhao.
Ladki sharmate huye:
PAHLE AAP DIKHAO.

Ek ladki ne 400 meter race mai ladko ko hara diya

Ek ladki ne 400 meter race mai ladko ko aaram se hara diya.
Saheli: Tune ye kaise kiya?
Ladki: Mein pichhe se skirt uthake bhagi koi aage hi nahi gaya.

An EGYPTIAN girl asked an INDIAN boy

An EGYPTIAN girl asked an INDIAN boy:
What can u do for me?
The boy replied:
come behind the PYRAMID.
I will make u MUMMY.

Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki ki shaadi hui

Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki ki shaadi hui..
Aap yakeen nahi karoge ke doosrey din hi
Unka Bachaa hua
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khana kharab ho gaya..
Fridge me nahi rakha tha na !

Sweet FRiend Tube light

Three lights to save the earth from the darkness..
1st: sunlight
2nd: moonlight
3rd: you
my sweet friend tube light
ok cool cool cool darling.

Ladkiyo ke 7 jhut

Ladkiyo ke 7 jhut?
1. I Love u.
2. Aapki kasam.
3. U r my 1st love.
4. Balance nahi hai.
5. Awaaz nahi aa rahi.
6. Parents sath mein hai.
7. Me tumhe hi yaad kar rahi thi.

Kal mein tumhare liye rakhi layi thi

Girl: Kal mein tumhare liye rakhi layi thi.
Tumne bandhwai kyun nahi?
Clasic Ans:
Boy: Agar kal mein tere liye mangalsutra lau to kya tu pehen legi?
baaaaat karti hai

Soja DIPLOMA soja

Nani (to a kid): Soja DIPLOMA soja!
Padosan: diploma kyo bulati ho isse?
Nani: Meri ladki College DIPLOMA lene gayi thi,
ye leke aa gayi..!!

Can you be the moon of my life

Husband: can you be the moon of my life?
Wife: Awww Yes sweetheart..!
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Husband: Great! then….
Stay 9,955,887.6 kms away from Me..!!

We Tried Our Best

Doctors After Operation and Students After Exam Both tell the Same Answer
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We Tried Our Best
Can’t Say Anything Right Now!

Girl: Which computer do u have?
Boy: I have a computer with intel core i7
processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram
& nvidia gtx 560 graphics card.
Boy: which computer do YOU have???
Girl: A PINK ONE !!

A good Lecture

A good lecture should be like a Girl’s mini skirt…
Long enough to cover the subject &
short enough to create interest.