Sharabi Ki Story - Full Kalol SMS of Sharabi

Ek sharabi full tight hokar ghar ja rha tha raaste mein mandir ke bahar pujaari dikha sharabi ne pujaari se pucha - sabse bada kon?
Pujaari ne kaha mandir bada.
sharabi bola mandir bada toh dharti pe kaise khada??
pujaari: dharti badi
sharbi bola: dharti badi toh sheshnaag pe kaise khadi??
pujaari:shiv bada.
Sharabi- toh parvat par kyun khada?
pujaari: parvat bada.
 sharabi: parvat bada toh hanuman ki ungli pe kyun pada??
 pujaari: hanumaan bada.
sharabi: hanuman bada toh raam ke charno mein kyun pada??
pujaari: raam bada.
sharabi: raam bada toh ravan ke piche kyun pada??
pujaari: arrey mere baap tu bata de kaun bada??
sharabi: iss duniya mein woh hi bada jo puri bottle pee ke apne pairo pe khada.
:) :) :)

Twisted Funny Story Jokes

SHe came in my life in school,
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I kept ignoring her.
SHe smiled, but I kpt quiet.
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SHe began 2 cal my name, but I din't listen.
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I was not intrested at that time. & wen she began 2 leave,
I knew i needed her.
I started running behind her,
requesting..
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"mam Attendence mam" plz Plz mam..;-)
:-D:-D:-D

There was a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals

There was a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals,
a Lion, a Chimpanzee, a Giraffe, and a Squirrel,
who pass by.
They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the
tree.
Who do you guess will win?
Your answer will reflect your personality.
So think carefully . . … Try and answer within 30 seconds
Got your answer?
Now scroll down to see the analysis.

If your answer is:

Lion = you’re dull.
Chimpanzee = you’re a moron.
Giraffe = you’re a complete idiot.
Squirrel = you’re just hopelessly stupid.
A COCONUT TREE DOESN’T HAVE BANANAS.
Obviously you’re stressed and overworked.
You should take some time off and relax!
Try again next year.

A Man Asks Santa: Akal Badi Ya Bhans

A Man Asks Santa: Akal Badi Ya Bhans.
Santa Thought!
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Thought,
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Thought,
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Thought,
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And Then Reply Oye Khote Pehle DATE OF BIRTH To Bata.

There Was A Pond In It There Were 20 Fishes

There Was A Pond In It There Were 20 Fishes.
One Of TheM Died, Suddenly Water Increased 1 Litre Guess How…
Leh, all other fishes started crying …