Who was AKBAR?

Teacher:Who was AKBAR?

Boy:Akbar was Gay!

Teachr (shockd):how?

Boy:we haVe heard

Laila-Majnu

Heer-Ranjha

Adam-Eve

Soni-Mahival

but only

Akbar-Birbal...

Earth is getting Hotter n Hotter Each Day

GLOBAL WARMING:-
Earth is getting Hotter n Hotter Each Day...
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Is She Trying To impress Jupiter or What?? :P

Ladki sharmate huye

1 Ladka, Ladki dekhne gaya
Bahut der se SUSU rok rakha tha
baad mein Ladki se bola
SUSU karne ki jagah dikhao.
Ladki sharmate huye:
PAHLE AAP DIKHAO.

2 bhoot

Bhoot1: Tu kaise mara.
Bhoot2: Friz ki thand se aur tu.
bhoot1: Patni pe shak tha.
Pura ghar dunda ashik nahi mila.
Sarm se sucide ki.
Bhoot1: Friz khol deta dono bach jate.

Ek ladki ne 400 meter race mai ladko ko hara diya

Ek ladki ne 400 meter race mai ladko ko aaram se hara diya.
Saheli: Tune ye kaise kiya?
Ladki: Mein pichhe se skirt uthake bhagi koi aage hi nahi gaya.

Tumhe pyar karna nahi aata

Wife: Tumhe pyar karna nahi aata!!
Husband: To kya ye bacche internet se Download kiye hai?
Wife: Nahi ye to tumahare dost ke PEN DRIVE se liye hai!

Soch aur wahem mein kya fark hai

Lady Teacher: Soch aur wahem mein kya fark hai?
Student: Aap mast item hai ye hamari soch hai,
Aur hum abhi bacche hai ye aap ka weham hai.

Agar aadhi raat ko aapka dil kare

Agar aadhi raat ko aapka dil kare aur biwi ka mood na ho
To
Biwi ko tang na kare
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Khud uthkar apne hath se
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Pani pee lein!!
Ek bar fir aapki soch ko salaam.

Meri us jagah hath lagao

Boy to Girlfriend:
Meri us jagah hath lagao jahan haddi na ho.
Ladki haste hue: Chal fir nikaal bahar,
Pakdu??
Teri Zubaan Ko.

An EGYPTIAN girl asked an INDIAN boy

An EGYPTIAN girl asked an INDIAN boy:
What can u do for me?
The boy replied:
come behind the PYRAMID.
I will make u MUMMY.

santa says Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui

Santa court mein judge se:
Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he!
Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
Santa: Badla.

Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki ki shaadi hui

Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki ki shaadi hui..
Aap yakeen nahi karoge ke doosrey din hi
Unka Bachaa hua
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khana kharab ho gaya..
Fridge me nahi rakha tha na !

Gaali kya hai

Teacher: Gaali kya hai?
Student: Krodh ke smay mukh se nikle ashudh shabdon ka samuh
Jinke uchcharan ke paschat Vyakti ke hriday Ko Shanti Ka anubhv hota hai.

Agar mai teri maa ban jauto tujhe 2 din me sudhar du

Mam: Agar mai teri maa ban jauto tujhe 2 din me sudhar du!
Golu: madam me abhi jake
apne bapu ko btata hu ki..
bapu teri lotery lgne wali hai. :p

Soja DIPLOMA soja

Nani (to a kid): Soja DIPLOMA soja!
Padosan: diploma kyo bulati ho isse?
Nani: Meri ladki College DIPLOMA lene gayi thi,
ye leke aa gayi..!!

English Double Meaning SMS jokes on Girl

Guess the minimum area with maximum decoration
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Answer is "GIRL'S FACE".