Sharabi Ki Story - Full Kalol SMS of Sharabi

Ek sharabi full tight hokar ghar ja rha tha raaste mein mandir ke bahar pujaari dikha sharabi ne pujaari se pucha - sabse bada kon?
Pujaari ne kaha mandir bada.
sharabi bola mandir bada toh dharti pe kaise khada??
pujaari: dharti badi
sharbi bola: dharti badi toh sheshnaag pe kaise khadi??
pujaari:shiv bada.
Sharabi- toh parvat par kyun khada?
pujaari: parvat bada.
 sharabi: parvat bada toh hanuman ki ungli pe kyun pada??
 pujaari: hanumaan bada.
sharabi: hanuman bada toh raam ke charno mein kyun pada??
pujaari: raam bada.
sharabi: raam bada toh ravan ke piche kyun pada??
pujaari: arrey mere baap tu bata de kaun bada??
sharabi: iss duniya mein woh hi bada jo puri bottle pee ke apne pairo pe khada.
:) :) :)

Twisted Funny Story Jokes

SHe came in my life in school,
.
I kept ignoring her.
SHe smiled, but I kpt quiet.
.
SHe began 2 cal my name, but I din't listen.
.
I was not intrested at that time. & wen she began 2 leave,
I knew i needed her.
I started running behind her,
requesting..
.
.
.
.
.
"mam Attendence mam" plz Plz mam..;-)
:-D:-D:-D

An indian farmr walking

An indian farmr walking
through his fields notices a foreigner drinking water from a pond, with his hand..
the farmer shouts,
'Arre baba, woh paani mat peena..Usme kutte or suar potty karte hai!'
The man shouts back,
'i' m a foreignr, i don't undrstnd your bloody hindi.. Speak english, you bloody indian idiot..!

The farmer shouts back in english ,
'Use two hands dude,
you can drink more..!!' :D ;)....

Teacher was teaching Mahabaratha

Teacher was teaching Mahabaratha to 6th std students. "Kans heard devaki's 8th son wud kill him. So he put devaki & vasudev in prison. 1st child was born. Kans killed it by poison. 2nd Kans killed by sword. 3rd was born.

At this point a boy raised his hand for a doubt.

Teacher : What?

Boy : "If kans knew that the 8th son wud kill him, why did he put devaki & vasudev in SAME jail?"
Teacher fainted !
Generation gap, but common sense !!

An indian farmer walking

An indian farmer walking

through his fields notices a foreignr drnkng watr frm a pond, wid his hand..

the farmer shouts,

'Arre baba, woh paani mat peena..Usme kutte or suar potty karte h!'

The man shouts back,

'i' m a foreignr, i dnt undrstnd ur bloody hindi.. Spk english, u bloody indian idiot..!

The farmer shouts back in english ,

'Use two hands dude,

u can drink more..!!'

YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI

Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko
ek plane mein bithaya gaya..
Fir announce kiya gaya ki
“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI”
Sab profesrs utar gaye…
Par principal baithe rahe
Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta?
Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai.
Ye start hi nahi hoga!!