Keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse

All ways keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse.
when ever you are in big trouble see the photo.
you will feel that No other problem bigger than this...
:-P

Patni- Khidki Me Parde Lagwa Do

Patni- Khidki Me Parde Lagwa Do

Naya Padosi Muje Dekhne Ki Koshish Karta Hai,

Pati- 1 Bar Thik Se Dekh Lene De

Wo Khud Parde Lagwa Lega..!!

Nasha har gum ko bhula deta hai

Santa's Wife drinking WHISKEY,asked "Tum kaun ho?"

Santa-"Pagal ho gayi ho kya?husband ko bhul gayi?"

Santa wife-"Nasha har gum ko bhula deta hai "Bhaisaab"

Tumhe pyar karna nahi aata

Wife: Tumhe pyar karna nahi aata!!
Husband: To kya ye bacche internet se Download kiye hai?
Wife: Nahi ye to tumahare dost ke PEN DRIVE se liye hai!

shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya

Santa ki shaadi ke 3 mahine baad hi beta ho gaya.
Santa: Ye 3 mahine mein bacha kaise ho gaya?
Biwi: Aapki shadi ko kitna time hua hai?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur meri shadi ko?
Santa: 3 mahine.
Biwi: Aur bachcha kitne time baad hua?
Santa: 3 mahine baad.
Biwi: Total kitne mahine ho gaye?
Santa: Ohh teri vakai, 9 mahine ho gaye!
time ka pata hi nahi laga?

Is there any medicine for long life

Man: is there any medicine for long life?
Doctor: get married
Man: will it help?
Doc: no, but it will avoid such thoughts

Can you be the moon of my life

Husband: can you be the moon of my life?
Wife: Awww Yes sweetheart..!
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Husband: Great! then….
Stay 9,955,887.6 kms away from Me..!!

Maa-Baap ke karmo ka Fal Beto ko milta hai

Apne suna hoga Maa-Baap ke karmo ka Fal Beto ko milta hai,
Lekin kabhi-kabhi Maa-Baap ke karmo ka Fal,
Unke DAMADON ko bhi Bhugatana padta hai!

Pati vs. patni hindi joke sms

Patni: Kash Tum Aisey SMS Hotey Jisey

Mein Zindgi Bhr Save Kar K Rkhti…..

Pati:  Kash Tum Aisiy Ringtone Hoti Jisey

Mein Har Haftey Badal Sakta.........