Gaali kya hai

Teacher: Gaali kya hai?
Student: Krodh ke smay mukh se nikle ashudh shabdon ka samuh
Jinke uchcharan ke paschat Vyakti ke hriday Ko Shanti Ka anubhv hota hai.

Agar mai teri maa ban jauto tujhe 2 din me sudhar du

Mam: Agar mai teri maa ban jauto tujhe 2 din me sudhar du!
Golu: madam me abhi jake
apne bapu ko btata hu ki..
bapu teri lotery lgne wali hai. :p

Soja DIPLOMA soja

Nani (to a kid): Soja DIPLOMA soja!
Padosan: diploma kyo bulati ho isse?
Nani: Meri ladki College DIPLOMA lene gayi thi,
ye leke aa gayi..!!

Thank God

US Dollor is increased to 56/-
Petrol is increased to 81/-
Sachin increased his centuries to 100.
But Thank God passing marks are still 40 only.

Saccha dost wo hota hai

Saccha dost wo hota hai,
Jo exam mein aap ke paas wali,
Window ke samne aake bole??
Abey kitna likhega??
jaldi chal teri wali jaa rahi hai..

girl to santa

In exam hall a girl to santa:
Mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi.
SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire se bola:
“The”

First complete your Education

India is a nation and Dadar is station,
waha wah
India is a nation & dadar is station,
Do not fall in love, First complete your Education..!!

YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI

Ek bar engineering ke sabhi Professores ko
ek plane mein bithaya gaya..
Fir announce kiya gaya ki
“YE PLANE APKE STUDENTS NE BNAYA HAI”
Sab profesrs utar gaye…
Par principal baithe rahe
Logo ne pucha: Aapko Darr nahi lgta?
Principle: Muje apne studnts par pura bharosa hai.
Ye start hi nahi hoga!!

We Tried Our Best

Doctors After Operation and Students After Exam Both tell the Same Answer
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We Tried Our Best
Can’t Say Anything Right Now!

A good Lecture

A good lecture should be like a Girl’s mini skirt…
Long enough to cover the subject &
short enough to create interest.