Agar tum usse na pa sako jisse tum pyar karte ho to

Agar tum usse
na pa sako jisse tum pyar karte ho to
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Sharam karo
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Lao number mujhe do
main try karta hoo..!! 

Height of Crazy Friends

Height of Crazy Friends
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A boy enjoying a date with his GF,
Suddenly his friend cums and looks at his GF and says:
Bhai, kal waali jyada achchi thi. 

Har ek boy ki dil ki khwaaish hoti hai

Har ek boy ki dil ki khwaaish hoti hai……??

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khud kitne bade kaminey honge

par larki shareef chahiye

Today’s Relationships

Today’s Relationships:

You can touch each other,
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but
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not each others phones..!!

Sweet FRiend Tube light

Three lights to save the earth from the darkness..
1st: sunlight
2nd: moonlight
3rd: you
my sweet friend tube light
ok cool cool cool darling.

Soja DIPLOMA soja

Nani (to a kid): Soja DIPLOMA soja!
Padosan: diploma kyo bulati ho isse?
Nani: Meri ladki College DIPLOMA lene gayi thi,
ye leke aa gayi..!!

English Double Meaning SMS jokes on Girl

Guess the minimum area with maximum decoration
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Answer is "GIRL'S FACE".