Santa Banta Funny Jokes SMS

Santa: I really like you.

Preeto: meri JUTTI

da size pata hai?

Santa: Lai das,

FRIENDSHIP AJE

hoyi nahi

FARMAISHAAN

pehlaan hi shuru...:D

Je kudi pyaar kare - Punjabi Jokes SMS

Je kudi pyaar kare, Her parents ask:-Kehda kanjar aa oh?

J munda pyar kre, His prnts ask:-Kanjra, kudi kon aa?

MORAL:- pyaar koi v kre, boys are always kanjar...

Santa: I really like you

Santa: I really like you.

Preeto: meri JUTTI
da size pata hai?

Santa: Lai das,
FRIENDSHIP AJE
hoyi nahi
FARMAISHAAN
pehlaan hi shuru...:D

Rab kare sade yaar muskuraunde rehen

Rab kare sade yaar muskuraunde rehen,
sohnean nu tadpaunde rehen,
yaaran di mehfil lagaunde rehen,
kuddi na fassee tan koi gal ni,
custmer care naal hi kam chalunde rehen.

eh bakra kine da hai?

Customer: - eh bakra kine da hai?
Shopkeeper:- 500 da.
Custmr: eena sasta?
Shopkeeper: paji eh China da aa.
Koi guarantee nahi te.. Koi patani..
Ghar pahuch kade bhokan ee na lag jave!!

Bachpan di oh ameeri pata nahi kithe kho gayi

Bachpan di oh ameeri pata nahi kithe kho gayi,,
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Jado paani vich saade v jahaaj challeya karde si!

SMS ON Punjabis

The ultimate key to

all worldly tensions

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problems

has been discovered

by the PUNJABIS...

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SANU KEY!!! :-)

peende ne whiskey

Mere ne yaar, peende ne whiskey, kahaunde risky,
na laine pange, koi kheh k langhe,
dooj ni chhd de, na pehla vaar,
mere ne yaar , samundro paar,
main rehgeya kalla, chaandi da chhalla!

Mitha intezar te intezar nalo yaar mitha,
Mitha yar te yar nalo pyar mitha,
Mitha pyar te pyar nalo mithi sadi yaari,
Es to mitha kuj na milna lab layi duniya sari