Mat Khelo mere jazbato se yaro

Mat Khelo mere jazbato se yaro,
Bahut
Naazuk-Mizaaj ka hu Mai..
Tume Khabar B Nhi Hogi,
Yu Hi
Haste-Haste
Mai
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Mukka Wukka Maar Dunga :-p

SANTA- Bhiga sa lagta hai alam mujhe

SANTA- Bhiga sa lagta hai alam mujhe
Bhigi si lagti hai subah mujhe
Bhiga lag raha hai sara jahan mujhe.
BANTA- uth saale bistar par susu kar diya hai tune

Teachar-Batao Hindi Ki pehli silent movie kaun si thi??

Teachar-Batao Hindi Ki pehli silent movie kaun si thi??
GOLU-Maidam,Jab Movie Silent thi to apko kaise pata chala ki wo hindi me thi!!!

Mat Khelo mere jazbato se yaro

Mat Khelo mere jazbato se yaro,

Bahut

Naazuk-Mizaaj ka hu Mai..

Tume Khabar B Nhi Hogi,

Yu Hi

Haste-Haste

Mai

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Mukka Wukka Maar Dunga :-p

Bhiga sa lagta hai alam mujhe

SANTA- Bhiga sa lagta hai alam mujhe

Bhigi si lagti hai subah mujhe

Bhiga lag raha hai sara jahan mujhe.

BANTA- uth saale bistar par susu kar diya hai tune

sir dard PJ

Arz Hai..
Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji..
Wah Wah..
Ershad-Ershad..
Ki Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji..
aur
Nangu pungu Ghumna Ho To, Aapki Marji!

Aapne nahana chod diya

Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya,
humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya.
Areyy yeh kya ?
Holi se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya!!

First complete your Education

India is a nation and Dadar is station,
waha wah
India is a nation & dadar is station,
Do not fall in love, First complete your Education..!!

Phone ke rishte bhi ajib hote hai

Phone ke rishte bhi ajib hote hai.
Balance rakhkar bhi log garib hote hai
Khud to msg karte nahi hai,
Muft ke msg padhne ke kitne shauqin hote hai.

('.') Lo ji
<)'(> arz
_/'/_ kiya hai.

Dunia mein bahut
Dard-e-tanhai hai

\('',)/''wah
  \ \ wah
 _/ \_ wah
zalimo tum b msg kro meri kya muft ki kamai hai.

Dedicated 2 all pakke n best frednz:-

Hoga tu kisi ka 'janu, baby, sweetheart, shonu monu etc etc.

Mere liye to tu kamina tha, kamina hai or kamina rahega.

Zindagi lambi hai dost banate raho,
Dil mile na mile haath milate raho,
Taj Mahal banaana toh bahut costly hoga,
Par har gali mai ek Mumtaz banate raho…

Palkon pe apni bitaya hai tumhe,
Badi duao ke baad paaya hai tumhe,
Aasani se nahi mile ho tum
National Zuological Park se churaya hai tumhe….!!!

Teri zindagi mein kabhi ghum na ho
Teri aankhe kabhi gam na ho
Meri dua hai ke mile tujhe ek smart si dulhan
Jiska wieght 150 Kg. se Kam na ho! :)

Arz Hai…
Na Muskurane Ko Jee Chahta Hai
Na Kuch Khane-Peene, Na Sone Ko Jee Chahta Hai
Ye Garmi Ab Bardaast Nahi Hoti
Sab Chhod Kar Ab Shimla Chale Jane Ko Jee Chahta Hai

Na ishq kar mare yaar
yeh ladkiya bahut satati hai,
na karna in par aitbaar
yah kharcha bahut karwati hai,,
recharge tum karwa ke dete ho
aur number mera lagati hai …

Har taraf padhai ka saya hai
Kitabo main sukh kisne paya hai
Ladke to jate hai tution ladkiyan dekhne
Aur sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat mai ladka padhne aya hai…

Wo ishk to karti hai par janoon nahi karti.
Wo katal to karti hai par khoon nahi karti.
Eis kadar kanjoos hai meri chahne wali
Mis call to karti hai phone nahi karta…

Mohobbbbat Toh Sirf Dil DekhKar Hi Ki Jati Hai

True Lines :-

Mohobbbbat Toh Sirf Dil DekhKar Hi Ki Jati Hai.......

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Chehra Dekh Kar Toh Log Setting Hi Karte Hai.....!!!

Hum to behosh hi ho gaye

Dekha unhone hume jab apni tirchi nazron se Hum to madhosh hi ho gaye,
Jab pata chala k nazrein hi tirchi hai, Hum to behosh hi ho gaye!