Teacher was teaching Mahabaratha

Teacher was teaching Mahabaratha to 6th std students. "Kans heard devaki's 8th son wud kill him. So he put devaki & vasudev in prison. 1st child was born. Kans killed it by poison. 2nd Kans killed by sword. 3rd was born.

At this point a boy raised his hand for a doubt.

Teacher : What?

Boy : "If kans knew that the 8th son wud kill him, why did he put devaki & vasudev in SAME jail?"
Teacher fainted !
Generation gap, but common sense !!

Jo mere agle sawal ka jawab dega

Teacher=Jo mere agle sawal ka jawab dega,wo ghar ja sakta hai. Tabhi santa ne apna bag bahar fek diya
Teacher=Wo bag kisne feka ?
Santa=Maine !
Ab me ghar ja raha hun..

Teachar-Batao Hindi Ki pehli silent movie kaun si thi??

Teachar-Batao Hindi Ki pehli silent movie kaun si thi??
GOLU-Maidam,Jab Movie Silent thi to apko kaise pata chala ki wo hindi me thi!!!

Teacher-Love Hota Hai Ya Karna Padta Hai!!

Teacher-Love Hota Hai Ya Karna Padta Hai!!
Boy-It Depends
Ladki Sundar Ho Or Scooty Per Ho To Ho Jata Hai
BadsuRat Ho & BMW CAR Me Ho To Krna Padta Hai