Na ishq kar mare yaar
yeh ladkiya bahut satati hai,
na karna in par aitbaar
yah kharcha bahut karwati hai,,
recharge tum karwa ke dete ho
aur number mera lagati hai …

Har taraf padhai ka saya hai
Kitabo main sukh kisne paya hai
Ladke to jate hai tution ladkiyan dekhne
Aur sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat mai ladka padhne aya hai…

Wo ishk to karti hai par janoon nahi karti.
Wo katal to karti hai par khoon nahi karti.
Eis kadar kanjoos hai meri chahne wali
Mis call to karti hai phone nahi karta…

NEWTON'S LAW OF LOVE..

NEWTON'S LAW OF LOVE..

Universal law :

Love can nither be created nor be destroyed,only it can transfer frOm one g.. to another g.f. with some loss of money..:-D

LAUGH TILL You HAVE TEETH

"LAUGH TILL You HAVE TEETH..

YOU CAN SMILE LATER..!!"

We know TAJ MAHAL as symbol of love, but lesser known facts

We know TAJ MAHAL as symbol of love, but lesser known facts are:

1- Mumtaz was Shahjahan's 4th wife out of his 7 wives (great).

2- Shahjahan killed mumtaz's husband to marry her (excellent).

3- Mumtaz died during her 14th delivery (Wow).

4- After her death Shahjahan married Mumtaz's sister (Amazing).

Where the hell was love?

Exams Should Be Given On Mobiles Instead Of Sheets you know why ?

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BeCoz today's Students Have More Typing Speed than

Writing Speed :D

Teasing SMS

All ways keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse,
when ever you are in big trouble see the photo,
you will feel that No other problem bigger than this...