You know what makes me happy when you text me

You know what makes me happy when you text me?
Not your joks nor sweet msgs
But your face apearing in my mind assuring that endangerd species are still safe.. :-P

A rose is always rose - funny PJ

A rose is always rose whether it is in golden pot or in dustbin
u will be always my friend weather u are in central jail or mental hospital.:-D:-D:-D

Boy-Tu kitne baje uthati hai?

Boy-Tu kitne baje uthati hai?
Girl-Apna koi time nhi jab dil kre so jati hu,aur jab dil kare uth jati hu.
Boy-notty!
Tu bilkul mere 'kutte' pe gayi hai..;-)

sending fail !! Are you sure? funny sms

Khud ko karo kanjoos itna,
ki har sms bhejne se pahle,
service center wale call kr ke khud puchhe..

Sir ji
Are you sure?
bhejna hai ki sending fail kar du?

Aapka SMS lane ke liye apna private helicopter

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(._0___:="'"""\|
  I:I:I
Aapka SMS lane ke liye apna private helicopter bheja hai.
itna kharcha kiya hai maine,
ab 2-4 msg to bhej do!

Nasha har gum ko bhula deta hai

Santa's Wife drinking WHISKEY,asked "Tum kaun ho?"

Santa-"Pagal ho gayi ho kya?husband ko bhul gayi?"

Santa wife-"Nasha har gum ko bhula deta hai "Bhaisaab"

Sweet FRiend Tube light

Three lights to save the earth from the darkness..
1st: sunlight
2nd: moonlight
3rd: you
my sweet friend tube light
ok cool cool cool darling.

Aapne nahana chod diya

Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya,
humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya.
Areyy yeh kya ?
Holi se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya!!

Chahe Life Me kitne bhi Dukh mile

Life Me kitne bhi
Dukh mile
Gam mile
apne aansu bah jane dena unhe
rokna mat
Kyuki
ruke hue pani me hi Malaria wale macchar ande dete hai!

koi achha sa msg ho to use jaldi se

Agar koi achha sa msg ho to use jaldi se
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Paper par likh kar almari me band kar do
Kahin galti se SEND na ho jaye KANJUS.

Insult sms on Friends :P

Sacche Friend ki 3 Nishaniyan:
1) Kamine Kabhi call nahi karenge.
2) Zalim has~has k sms padhenge.
3) Chahe jitni beizzati karlo.
Besharam SMS pura padhenge.

Dunia mein bahut Dard-e-tanhai hai

 ('.') Lo ji
<)'(> arz
_/'/_ kiya hai.

Dunia mein bahut
Dard-e-tanhai hai

\('',)/''wah
  \ \ wah
 _/ \_ wah
zalimo tum b msg kro meri kya muft ki kamai hai.

Kanjoosi SMS

Apne mobile ko facewash lagakar
garm pani se dhokar use kumkum aur
chawal lagakar mandir mein chadaa do!
Kyun ki SMS to Aap karte nahi, To puja karo!

Ladkiyo ke 7 jhut

Ladkiyo ke 7 jhut?
1. I Love u.
2. Aapki kasam.
3. U r my 1st love.
4. Balance nahi hai.
5. Awaaz nahi aa rahi.
6. Parents sath mein hai.
7. Me tumhe hi yaad kar rahi thi.

Gaali kya hai

Teacher: Gaali kya hai?
Student: Krodh ke smay mukh se nikle ashudh shabdon ka samuh
Jinke uchcharan ke paschat Vyakti ke hriday Ko Shanti Ka anubhv hota hai.

Agar mai teri maa ban jauto tujhe 2 din me sudhar du

Mam: Agar mai teri maa ban jauto tujhe 2 din me sudhar du!
Golu: madam me abhi jake
apne bapu ko btata hu ki..
bapu teri lotery lgne wali hai. :p

Phone ke rishte bhi ajib hote hai

Phone ke rishte bhi ajib hote hai.
Balance rakhkar bhi log garib hote hai
Khud to msg karte nahi hai,
Muft ke msg padhne ke kitne shauqin hote hai.

Maa-Baap ke karmo ka Fal Beto ko milta hai

Apne suna hoga Maa-Baap ke karmo ka Fal Beto ko milta hai,
Lekin kabhi-kabhi Maa-Baap ke karmo ka Fal,
Unke DAMADON ko bhi Bhugatana padta hai!

Girl: Which computer do u have?
Boy: I have a computer with intel core i7
processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram
& nvidia gtx 560 graphics card.
Boy: which computer do YOU have???
Girl: A PINK ONE !!

('.') Lo ji
<)'(> arz
_/'/_ kiya hai.

Dunia mein bahut
Dard-e-tanhai hai

\('',)/''wah
  \ \ wah
 _/ \_ wah
zalimo tum b msg kro meri kya muft ki kamai hai.