Jo mere agle sawal ka jawab dega

Teacher=Jo mere agle sawal ka jawab dega,wo ghar ja sakta hai. Tabhi santa ne apna bag bahar fek diya
Teacher=Wo bag kisne feka ?
Santa=Maine !
Ab me ghar ja raha hun..

Special people are not needed to be talked daily

Special people are not needed to be talked daily..
sometimes
'their memories'
&
'their sweetness'
are worth more to feel their closeness!

Time decides who you meet in life

Time decides who you meet in life,
Your heart decides who you want in your life..
But
Your behavior decide who will stay in your life..!

Kaise ladu MUKDAMA khud se uski yaado ka

Kaise ladu MUKDAMA khud se uski yaado ka
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ye DIL bhi WAQEEL uska
ye JAAN bhi GAWAAH uski...

Lafz hi aisi cheez hai jiski

Lafz hi aisi cheez hai jiski

wajah se insaan,

Ya toh dil me utar jata hai,

Ya...dil se utar jata hai..

You need power only when You want to Do something harmful

Charlie Chaplin said

"You need power only when You want to Do something harmful"

Otherwise...

"a SMILE is Enough to get everything"

Gud Mrng

True guidance is like a small lamp in a dark forest

True guidance is like a small lamp in a dark forest.

It doesn't show everything at once.

But gives enough light for the next step to be safe...:-)

A person can never forget two faces in his whole life

A person can never forget two faces in his whole life : -
The one who hold his hand in difficult time.
The other who left him alone in difficult time.

A TrUe & CaRiNg relAtiOn dOnt need large tAlk

A TrUe & CaRiNg relAtiOn dOnt need large tAlk.
A sOft mSg is enOugh.
BCOz its NOT MOUTH thAt speAks.
Its the HEART that FEELS.

Kitna Adhura Lagta Hai

Kitna Adhura Lagta Hai
Jab Badal ho Or Barish na ho
Jb Zindagi ho Or Pyr na ho
Jb Ankhe ho Or Khwab na ho
Or
Jab koi apna ho Or wo Sath na ho

Har DiL me DARD chupa hota hai

Har DiL me DARD chupa hota hai
Bayan karne ka andaz juda hota hai
Kuch log ansuo se DARD bata dete hai
Or
Kisi ka DARD hansi me chupa hota hai.

Boy-Tu kitne baje uthati hai?

Boy-Tu kitne baje uthati hai?
Girl-Apna koi time nhi jab dil kre so jati hu,aur jab dil kare uth jati hu.
Boy-notty!
Tu bilkul mere 'kutte' pe gayi hai..;-)

Din bita raat aayi Sone ki ab baat aayi

Din bita raat aayi Sone ki ab baat aayi,
Jab ja rahe the sone ko Tab Aapki yaad Aayi,
Socha band karne se pahle light, Aap se bol du .
gOOd nIGhT..!!!

sending fail !! Are you sure? funny sms

Khud ko karo kanjoos itna,
ki har sms bhejne se pahle,
service center wale call kr ke khud puchhe..

Sir ji
Are you sure?
bhejna hai ki sending fail kar du?

Bhiga sa lagta hai alam mujhe

SANTA- Bhiga sa lagta hai alam mujhe

Bhigi si lagti hai subah mujhe

Bhiga lag raha hai sara jahan mujhe.

BANTA- uth saale bistar par susu kar diya hai tune

Bina libaas ke aye they iss jahaan mein

"Bina libaas ke aye they iss jahaan mein..

bus ek kafan ki khatir itna safar karna pada..,.!"

murgi ka punch :P

Murga:" i love u Jaan..

Main Tumhare liye kuch bhi kar sakta hu"

Murgi:"Haye Aallah! sach??"

Murga:"haan"

Murgi:"chal fir Aaj ANDA tu de"

koi achha sa msg ho to use jaldi se

Agar koi achha sa msg ho to use jaldi se
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Paper par likh kar almari me band kar do
Kahin galti se SEND na ho jaye KANJUS.

Gaali kya hai

Teacher: Gaali kya hai?
Student: Krodh ke smay mukh se nikle ashudh shabdon ka samuh
Jinke uchcharan ke paschat Vyakti ke hriday Ko Shanti Ka anubhv hota hai.

Can you be the moon of my life

Husband: can you be the moon of my life?
Wife: Awww Yes sweetheart..!
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Husband: Great! then….
Stay 9,955,887.6 kms away from Me..!!