Teacher was teaching Mahabaratha

Teacher was teaching Mahabaratha to 6th std students. "Kans heard devaki's 8th son wud kill him. So he put devaki & vasudev in prison. 1st child was born. Kans killed it by poison. 2nd Kans killed by sword. 3rd was born.

At this point a boy raised his hand for a doubt.

Teacher : What?

Boy : "If kans knew that the 8th son wud kill him, why did he put devaki & vasudev in SAME jail?"
Teacher fainted !
Generation gap, but common sense !!

Jo mere agle sawal ka jawab dega

Teacher=Jo mere agle sawal ka jawab dega,wo ghar ja sakta hai. Tabhi santa ne apna bag bahar fek diya
Teacher=Wo bag kisne feka ?
Santa=Maine !
Ab me ghar ja raha hun..

Teacher-Love Hota Hai Ya Karna Padta Hai!!

Teacher-Love Hota Hai Ya Karna Padta Hai!!
Boy-It Depends
Ladki Sundar Ho Or Scooty Per Ho To Ho Jata Hai
BadsuRat Ho & BMW CAR Me Ho To Krna Padta Hai

Soch aur wahem mein kya fark hai

Lady Teacher: Soch aur wahem mein kya fark hai?
Student: Aap mast item hai ye hamari soch hai,
Aur hum abhi bacche hai ye aap ka weham hai.

Gaali kya hai

Teacher: Gaali kya hai?
Student: Krodh ke smay mukh se nikle ashudh shabdon ka samuh
Jinke uchcharan ke paschat Vyakti ke hriday Ko Shanti Ka anubhv hota hai.

Agar mai teri maa ban jauto tujhe 2 din me sudhar du

Mam: Agar mai teri maa ban jauto tujhe 2 din me sudhar du!
Golu: madam me abhi jake
apne bapu ko btata hu ki..
bapu teri lotery lgne wali hai. :p