Aapka SMS lane ke liye apna private helicopter

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Aapka SMS lane ke liye apna private helicopter bheja hai.
itna kharcha kiya hai maine,
ab 2-4 msg to bhej do!

koi achha sa msg ho to use jaldi se

Agar koi achha sa msg ho to use jaldi se
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Paper par likh kar almari me band kar do
Kahin galti se SEND na ho jaye KANJUS.

Dunia mein bahut Dard-e-tanhai hai

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<)'(> arz
_/'/_ kiya hai.

Dunia mein bahut
Dard-e-tanhai hai

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zalimo tum b msg kro meri kya muft ki kamai hai.

Kanjoosi SMS

Apne mobile ko facewash lagakar
garm pani se dhokar use kumkum aur
chawal lagakar mandir mein chadaa do!
Kyun ki SMS to Aap karte nahi, To puja karo!